Hard facts |
Information label | actual information | silly comments |
Genus | Homo Sapiens | I'm unique, but I look like a Homo Sapiens |
Sex | male | Yes please |
Height | 186cm (6' 1") | I reach the ground |
Weight | 59kg (130 lb) | Skin and bones |
Chest (with air) | 85.4cm (33.6 inches) | That's without a bra, in case you wondered |
Waist (gut sucked in) | 63.7cm (25.1 inches) | I haven't got much gut, but I'd die with pants that tight |
Hips, ass, sort of | 89.2 cm (35.1 inches) | Let's not discuss this part |
Neck | 36.5cm (14.4 inches) | I don't like ties |
Head | 59.6cm (23,5 inches) | I'm thick headed |
Armspan | 175cm (5' 9") | I can fly, I can fly, I can... bonk. |
Arm | 64cm (25 inches) | I've never really considered wearing armlength gloves but.. |
Middle finger | 8cm (pi inches)* | Short, I know, but slim |
Width of hand | 8cm (pi inches)* | Amazing, not significant though |
Length of Hand | 18cm (7 inches) | Make me some gloves, ok? |
Length of thumb | 5.5cm (2.2 inches) | Enough about the hand already! |
Leg | 88cm (34 inches) | Crotch to heel, in case you wanna buy me stockings |
Foot, heel to toe | 26cm (10 inches) | See? I didn't step in your flowers |
Foot across | 9cm (3.5 inches) | Well I guess you know more than you need now |
Haircolour | dark blond | No comment |
Eyecolour | greygreenish | or something |
Vision (left eye) | -5.00 | Nearly Blind |
Vision (right eye) | -2.50 | Halfway to Nearly Blind |
Date of Birth | 1975.02.28 | 26163 |
Place of Birth | Lørenskog | at the hospital |
Occupation | Teacher (High school math and science) | A shout-out to 10B (06/07) |
Address | Øygardveien 80A, 1357 Bekkestua | Mine, just mine! |