The Bjørnardian alphabet,
KOFOBIDELA and pronounciation
| B. letter | KOFOBIDELA representation | pronunced like | B. word |
|---|---|---|---|
 | b | bread | bU |
 | j | yearn | |
 | O | yearn | |
 | r | pronounced properly | |
 | n | nothing | nihh |
 | a | are | |
 | d | dummy | |
 | i | imitator | iNelin |
 | s | sick | |
 | k | kill | |
 | t | tank | |
 | f | futile | |
 | e | endavor | edlih |
 | g | gun | |
 | h | horse | |
 | l | linger | |
 | m | moon | |
 | o | do Norwegian | |
 | p | pervert | |
 | I | pie | |
 | P | always (puzzling that one, Aye?) | |
 | A | bærpellerNorwegian | |
 | E | way (not exactly, but it'll do) | |
 | Y | skøyteløpere Norwegian | |
 | U | now (not exactly, but it'll do) | |
 | K | kjøter Norwegian | |
 | S | short | |
 | N | hang | |
 | L | a retroflex flap Norwegian "fat 'l' " | |
 | y | ypper'u donk Norwegian | |
 | u | bull (not exactly, but it'll do) | |
 | v | villain | |
 | T | thing | |
 | D | that | |
 | H | ach German |
