| Gen. 19:8 | Nasty business this one |
| Gen. 19:30-38 | Lot and his
daughters again, I like this part much better. :) |
| Gen. 12:11-.. | Abraham lies about his wife |
| Gen. 20:2 -.. | Abraham lies again |
| Gen. 26:7 -.. | Isaac does the same |
| Gen. 20:12 | Ok, Abraham didn't really lie,
since she's his half sister. |
| Gen. 25:27 | Amusing, "plain man,
dwelling in tents." |
| Gen. 29-30 | Jacob, Rachel and
Leah.. this is a intriguing story |
| Gen. 32:32 | Silly gits |
| Gen. 34 | Way to go Simeon, way to
go Levi |
| Gen. 35:22 | And..?
Oh.. Gen. 35:25, well no reason to be so melodramatic |
| Gen. 38 | Judah, Onan and Tamar,
another intriguing story |
| Exo. 6:20 | Moses' father was
married to his own aunt -> Lev. 18 |
| Exo. 7:3-4 | Now isn't that a bit
mean, running both sides like that? |
| Exo. 7:11 | How to make snakes of sticks |
| Exo. 7:20-22 | The seven plagues
and stuff - water to blood |
| Exo. 8:5-7 | - frogs |
| Exo. 8:16-19 | - gnats |
| Exo. 8:21 | - flies |
| Exo. 9:6 | - cattle death |
| Exo. 9:8-11 | - festering boils |
| Exo. 9:somewhere | - hail |
| Exo. 10:4 | - locusts |
| Exo. 12:37 | Just in case you
didn't know it 600,000 men ran away from Egypt |
| Exo. 17:11-12 | Hands up! |
| Exo. 21 | Laws and stuff, now
don't compare too much, or you might start to wonder |
| Exo. 21:23-24 | Eye for an eye etc. |
| Exo. 22 | More laws |
| Exo. 22:19 | Stay away from the horses |
| Exo. 32:14 | God has a change of heart |
| Lev. 11:13-19 | Evidently bats are
birds |
| Lev. 18 | Laws about sex, amusing stuff |
| Lev. 19.18 | Now why do I feel
like this goes against some other stuff? |
| Lev. 20 | Sin and punishment,
amusing chapter once again |
| Lev. 20:18 | Compare this to Lev. 15:24 |
| Lev. 21:9 | Priestdaughters, be careful |
| Lev. 21:13 | Only the best for the
high priest |
| Num. 5:11-.. | The law of jealousy
and stuff |
| Num. 6:24-26 | The Lord's Blessing |
| Num. 14:12-.. | There we go,
mighty Lord.. what happened to the feelings in Exo. 32:14? |
| Num. 15:41 | Are you _really_ sure? |
| Num. 16 | Oooh, though guy |
| Deut. 13:14-15 | God's a hard guy |
| Deut. 14:12-18 | As said earlier,
Bats are not birds! |
| Deut. 15:1-11 | Sensible stuff |
| Deut. 17:17 | And did they follow
these rules? |
| Deut. 19:21 | Eye for an eye again |
| Deut. 21:18-21 | Ok, don't show
your parents this |
| Deut. 22 | Now these rules are
amusing, very amusing |
| Deut. 25:4 | Another amusing rule |
| Jud. 3:1-2 | Yeah, right! |
| Jud. 11:34-.. | Jephthah and his
daughter, horrible story |
| Jud. 19:24 | Very.. saintly
behaviour. Compare with Gen. 19:8 |
| Jud. 19:25-.. | See what I mean? |
| Jud. 21 | Now this all makes
"perfect" sense |
| 1 Sam. 16-17 | Now these two
versions don't match |
| 2 Sam. 20:3 | David locks up 10 of
his wives for life, now isn't that a bit harsh? |
| 2 Sam. 20:9-10 | Now this is my
favourite verse, all blood and gore |
| 2 Sam. 21:18-22 | This is what is
called a big family |
| 2. Kings 2:23-24 | Don't tease the
prophet, kids, or god will send bears to maul you |
| 2. Kings | One of the real bad
guys here |
| 1. Chron. 2:4 | Judah's children by Tamar |
| 1. Chron. 10:2+6 | Jonathan dies, and Sauls whole house dies with
him.. now that doesn't fit the rest.. I think |
| 2. Chron. 4:2 | Ah so π is 3 |
| 2. Chron. 9:13 | 666! Cool |
| 2. Chron. 21:20 | Passed away to no one's regret.. Funny. |
| 2. Chron. 25:12 | Ah, interesting |
| Ezra
10:9 | "Oh, d*mn, it's raining." "Shut up, bignose!" |
| Ezra
10:44 | Ah, how nice to mention those |
| Neh
13:14 | Repeated several times in Nehemia, interesting that. |
| Job | Now, isn't that a bit too mean? |
| Prov.
10:4 | Compare this to Proverbs 10:22, isn't that a contradiction? |
| Pro. 11:22 | Great proverb, also read 15:17, 19:18,
20:18 and 21:19 |
| In Joseph Heller's "God knows" King David
claims Solomon merely wrote down everthing he heard that sounded
wise. I think he's right. |
| Ecc. 3:19 | Everything is meaningless.. for the
umphteenth time in Ecclesiastes |
| Ecc. 9:4 | Run away, so you can run away some other
day |
| SoS
2:2 | "Like a lily among thorns..." |
| Ies. 7:14 | A footnote in the Norwegian bible says
that the word is translated "young woman" in the rest of the bible |
| Ies. 23:17 | Amusing |
| Jer. 3:6-10 | Interesting image, and often used |
| Eze. 3:3 | Funny, at least out of context |
| Dan. 2:20-23 | Nice little poem there |
| Micah
6:8 | Good advice there |
| Matt. 1:3 and 6 | Jesus is decended from these
pervs? |
| Matt. 1:16 | Ah, he isn't cause this is Joseph's genealogy |
| Matt. 1:18 | And the child is of the Holy Spirit |
| Matt. 2:1 | Herod was only King until 4 BC, kind of
screws up the whole calendar doesn't it? |
| Matt. 2:23 | I always thought that was where is was from, shows
you can't trust anyone |
| Matt. 5:1-11 | Blessed are the cheesemakers |
| Matt. 5:27-32 | Bad naughty evil divorcees |
| Matt. 5:37 | 1010011010 anything beyond machine code is evil |
| Matt. 6:9 | The Lord's Prayer |
| Matt. 7:12 | The Golden Rule |
| Matt. 16:18 | Actually it's Kefa, or Kefas. Peter
(actually Petros) is greek for rock. |
| Matt. 16:28 | What? You mean they're still around? Sheesh. |
| Matt. 18:5-10 | Ah, I guess this page damns me then, oh bugger. |
| Matt. 19:1-12 | Can't god just make up his mind? |
| Matt. 27:34 | Wine with gall, compare with Mark 15:23,
Wine with Myrrh |
| Mark 5:9 | My name is Legion (What about those poor pigfarmers?) |
| Luke 2:49-51 | Is Maria a bit slow, or is it just that
she's got lousy recall? |
| Luke 3:23 | "so it was thought" see? The whole genealogy
is rubbish. |
| Luke 8:2-3 | Christ's women, what's with the sexism
anyway? Oh, right, Eve. |
| Luke 23:40 | Compare to Mark 15:32 and Matt.27:44 |
| John 1:1 | The Word |
| John 1:42 | See? Kefas, or Cephas when you silly english
have gotten your paws on the spelling |
| John 18:10-11 | The only one to give the servant's name,
and the only one not to fix the ear |
| John 19:17 | How come everyone else says they got
someone to carry it for him? |
| John 19:26 | What do you mean "loved"? And who're we
talking about? |
| John 21:20-24 | He loved John? Or what? |
| 1. Cori. 11:2-3 | Oh yeah? More sexism... |
| 2. Cori. 4:9 | "Knocked down, but not out." |
| 2. Cori. 6:14-14 | Guess the believers will stop talking
to me then |
| Ephe. 5:21-6:9 | Man<-woman, lord<-slave, parent<-child |
| 1. Timo. 2:13-15 | "Yeah, you tell em!" (More sexism) |
| Reve. 13:18 | 666 |
| Reve. 22:18-19 | Editors beware |
criticism?